Pirate Mom

This is a toothpick holder.
I didn’t think I would participate this month’s Taylored Expressions Key Ingredients challenge. It was to create kitchen themed projects. Well, I didn’t know what to make. Didn’t think I would need to make anything for my kitchen.
Well, I was in the kitchen, and spotted a kid crafts pirate ship sitting on my messy dining room table. My husband bought it for my son which I paid for with his money. =) He put together the body, but never finished building it.

*sigh*
My house is messy. I stopped cleaning since I got married………. 7 years ago. Hehe. Well, I read somewhere that messy house can stimulate kids’ brains. Hmmm… Maybe I wrote that article. Heehee. My kids are going to be soooooo SMART!

Here is the pirate ship toothpick holder made with Taylored Expressions September Key Ingredients!

This pirate has some style~! Fabulous outfit! Face colored with Smooch.

Covered a plastic toy cup with brown cardstock. Distressed with file and Versamark ink pad. Added gold Smooch dots.

This girl sure loves bling blings!
Distressed. Painted with Smooch.
Treasured chest: Daddy’s Toolbox Template (small size - reduced it by 50%) by Kelleigh Ratzlaff Designs.


Ha! That’s for telling daddy that mommy bought more stamps!

Normally I’m very neat (yeah right!), but since this challenge is to use distressing, I was “forced” to make things messy. Hehe.
Used Modge Podge to glue the papers to the ship.

Oh, please~! You think I would feel bad for you? Me? I locked my daughter in a chest and tied my son to a gun powder barrel. You think I’ll be sympathetic!
Heehee.





Wait a minute! What is this??? Where are you taking me to!

Heeheehee… I won last month’s Key Ingredient challenge (random draw)! Woohoo! I wonder what goodies I’ll get! THANK YOU Taylor!

Oh well… I guess my kids are not going to Harvard after all.
=)
Thank you!!!
























OMG!!! I love love love this!!!! Tee hee, I laughed so hard when I read your map that I almost woke Lily up!
OH MY GOSH! This is amazing! Shockingly amazing! It needs to be published somewhere!!
OMG! Sunghee, you are freaking hilarious! Not only is this pirate ship genius, your blog post along with the map had me in hysterics!! Made me feel better, too, since my house is cluttered right now! Anyway, you are sooo creative, I swear! I agree with the comment above- this needs to get published! And I really want that stamp set now!
Absolutely adorable {and quite hilarious, too}!! Such a cute idea and what a great description! I love the extracted pictures of the kids and the treasure map is hysterical! Great, great job!
Saw this on Kelleigh’s blog and had to come see for myself. Your post is hysterical! What a terrific project. Thanks for sharing. I so agree with the others that it needs to be published. *Ü*
This is soooo cute! The details are amazing. I love the way you incorporated your children’s pictures in it. But I have to say the icing on the cake is the map!!!! (I think you stole it from me, ha!!) Keep up the good work.
OMGoodness, this is amazing!! You added so many details to this wonderful pirate ship! Love how you used the Key Ingredients and the TE cuppie stamps! I love, love, love it all!
this is SO clever! wow, love all the details-my favorite is your ribbon wrapped son with his tongue sticking out! ha ha
Well shiver me timbers! This is a-mazing!! I love all the detail you put into this ship and about spit my coffee out when I saw your tied up son, hahaha! So clever.
Omigosh – that map made me totally LOL!!!! You are hysterical and that pirate ship is an amazing creation! Wow!!!
WOW WOW WOW! This is the most AMAZING thing ever! LOVE LOVE LOVE pirate Cuppie and the ship is FANTABULOUS!!!
This is so CREATIVE and ADORABLE! You are a kick in the pants!!!
ARgh! Love your pirate ship! THe kids’ photos are hilarious!
Holy camole! What an amazing project!
OMG!!!! This is SO STINKIN’ AMAZING!!!! WOW!!!!!! The kids’ photos are adorable and I love your sense of humour. The entire pirate ship is gorgeous right down to the very last detail. I looked over your photos four times and saw something new each time! Thanks so much for sharing!
Brilliant–I love it. You are amazing.
Hysterical! Love your kiddo tied around the barrel! So fun, inventive and crazy! I bet your kids get a kick out of you. I know I do! Very cool, thanks for sharing!
I came here from kelleighratzlaff.com
Oh my gosh, this is soooooooooooooo nice. How clever and talented you are!
Shiver me timbers, woman…this is amazing!